Dear Jay-Z…
Jay-Z took the subway to his show in Brooklyn and sat down to an adorable lady who has no fucking clue who he is. Really, it’s precious. Especially at the end, when she pretends to know who he is. I’m...
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Stephen Baldwin got arrested for tax evasion and took what will go down in history as the most amazing mug shots ever. Sparkling ice-blue eyes with a focused gaze, lips just slightly pursed to make...
View ArticleDear Adele…
Adele is getting fined because she never registered her new baby with the British government. If it’s anything like it is in the States, who can blame her? I recently had to get a marriage license...
View ArticleDear Anne Hathaway…
I get it, she’s in a big movie… (that looks amazing and I’m seeing it and I already know all the words to all the songs because I saw Les Mis on a school trip in 6th grade and most of the songs have...
View ArticleDear Dave from Storage Wars…
Not sure if you all have heard, but there’s a lot of hub bub around the A&E show Storage Wars. Don’t watch Storage Wars? Email my husband, he’s seen every episode twice, he can get you all caught...
View ArticleDear Lindsay Lohan…
Super broke former actress Lindsay Lohan is offering to show up at weddings, holiday parties, birthday bashes, quinceaneras for a price. And that price is whatever it costs to buy twice as much...
View ArticleDear Denzel Washington…
Uhm. Spoiler alert? I saw Flight over the weekend starring Denzel Washington playing a pilot who really likes to party. Like reeeeaally likes to party. Like gets trashed the night before, the...
View ArticleDear Lance Armstrong…
Lance Armstrong was apparently prepared to do anything to win, including blood and plasma transfusions, injections of human growth hormone testosterone and calf’s blood. I don’t get it. Honestly....
View ArticleMy favorite Naked Fan Mail!
Hello friends! I’m a little bogged down (in a good way!) with some other writing projects so I won’t be blogging daily for awhile. During this little hiatus, if you find yourself needing a Naked Fan...
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